Top 10 Sue-isms of Season 1's Back 9

From Gleetastic.com:

Is it really possible to narrow down the best Sue Sylvester quotes to only 10? No, it’s not. But below you’ll find our picks for the funniest, most biting, and just plain craziest Sue-isms from the back nine episodes of Season 1. Without further ado, here’s Sue.

10. Cheerleader gone rogue (From “Hell-O”)
Brittany and Santana are dumber than Sarah Palin? Wow, that's saying a lot...

Sue (to Santana and Brittany): "You two are the dumbest students I have ever met, and I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin.

9. Great for hair... or popcorn (From “The Power of Madonna”)

Sue (to Will): I want you to listen very closely. You can have Barbras, your Chers, and your Christinas, and... wow, I just lost my train of thought. You have so much margarine in your hair.

8. More hair jokes at Will's expense (From “Journey”)

Sue: I have to be honest, Will. I'm having a really difficult time hearing anything you have to say today because your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing songs about living on the bayou.

7. Sue gets drunk with power again (From “Home”)

Sue: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put in a call to the Ohio Secretary of State, notifying them I will no longer be carrying photo ID. You know why? People should know who I am.

6. We were thisclose to a Schue-Sue hook-up! (From “Funk”)

Sue (to Will): You know what? I'm not gonna do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity. It's making me sick.

5. If only Will could get rid of Sue! (From “Funk”)

Sue: You know, for me, trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of 'em, but they just keep coming. You know why? Sue Sylvester has hourly flare-ups of burning, itchy, highly contagious talent.

4. Sue gives too much information... but what else is new? (From “Journey”)

Sue: It's as barren as me in here, Will.

3. Meet the next Tim Gunn and Tyra! (From “Home”)

Sue (to Kurt and Mercedes): How do you two not have a show on Bravo?

2. Schue's face is as smooth as a... well, you get the idea. (From “Bad Reputation”)

Sue: Will, I may buy a small diaper for your chin because it looks like a baby's [behind].

1. Letterman would be so proud! (From “Dream On”)

Bryan: Sue, you're an impressive woman. I can't tell you how much you turn me on right now. You ever heard of the term, "anger sex"?
Sue: It's the only kind I know, Bryan.
Bryan: I should tell you I'm married.
Sue: Not a problem for me.
Bryan: And I'm still cutting half your budget.
Sue: Eh, you win some, you lose some.
Bryan: Should I lock the door?
Sue: No. Got a secret room upstairs — like Letterman.